hahahaha!

my `friend` "samer" was trying to rap! so i had to reply back :p

hahahaha!

l 3alam kella btedda7ak 3lek ya clone
ru7 3al 7ammem 23od 3al bide w tro2 el sifon!
bdal sharesh7ak la yntofo njoom el kon!
ya ajdib ana manne CLAY ana cold, stone
beter2ak box! men wejjak bes7ab el lon
l3ama be albak shu btehke! 7atta 3al phone :S
khalas w2af 3l shebbek w bel sama sfon
yenzal shi kawkab 3a rasak w mne2ra l fet7a hon!
bassel, karim, khaled, mhmd ali, 3refton?
eh 3am yed7ako 3lek kellon

hahahaha!

bsharafak r7am 7alak seret 3al ared  maskhara
welli bel sama saro ysammook mamsa7a
bra7met dameerak jarrib skot kel kam fatra
ana be7keek kermelak khawfe 3lek betdallak terja3 la wara
law badde etla2man 2elet gher "kol khara"
zekir lamma re7et 3al riviera?!
zara? shu ma zekir? walla btensa kel ahra!
ma3le baby khallik hek ensa kil dahra ;)


hahahaha!


u know what! kol khara! sakker timmak! w ma tsamme3ne
sawtak! wen ma nru7 mbahdalne!
bas woslit ma3ak ennak tersheene!?
la 2e2bal bi sayyartak tdahherne!
ma ba2a yenfa3 uncle sam ma3e!
khalas khtefe!
ejre b wijjak! evaporate ya wate! eminem ya rayetne
la khaz2ak bel english accent! ma tefham kelme menne!
aw ya raytne don hem! khaz2ak bi batne!

hahahaha!

fhemetne?
akid la2! mo3ak! ma btet3allam ella menne
ya 7mar sheflak estez ghayre
anja2 se3a bel jom3a betshufne
mest3ed 3almak bas 7ad el nes mbahdalne :(
jarrabet kteer! bas men deene talla3etne!
ejre feek eza btefham asde!
3an telephonak ma77e ra2me!
nkun friends! ma ba2a badde!
panic attack! 3m bemza7! msa7a b da2ne
please shed 7alak kermele
ma3le ghlotet t7ammalne

hahahaha!

khalas khalas! ana for ever hek be2e!
ya alla kermel alla se3edne :(
ya rab! ma3ul ana!! SHARIF!! ma3 hmar bet3alle2ne :(
7ale ma bet7ammal! walla ana lebnene!
hmoom mish na2esne!!
AA!! sala ma bsalle! AA! akid 3am t3a2ebne!
7ada gharib 3al bbm zedne!
out of nowhere 3a samer 3arrafetne!
Ya allah haram 3lek ma 3amil shi la tefda7ne
bi hek nes 7ayawenet! sorry! kilmete khenetne
el kel 3alam! 3a rasse! bas rakkiz ma3e
shway w eza betreed t7ammalne
ba3ref ennak kbeer, ma b2emin ella feek, so men halla2 seme7ne!
7ot 7alak 5 sawene ma77alle

hahahaha!

tkheyal ennak 3a samer t3arrafet!
shu be kun maw2afak enta bel zet!
akid zefet!!
3am ellak Samer! shu bek?
ma tebke! eltellak 7a teddeya2! shefeT!?
khalas ta3a rja3 i just proved my point! dont forget et!

How did I survive Elenin

Monday September 26 2011
I should have been hit by a comet called elenin that day. Oh no, the ground was supposed to crack and eat me.
Terms like should have and was supposed are really irrelevant because actually it happened! A comet hit and the ground cracked.
Take a look your self !!!

I would like to thank NASA for those photos.

You might now wonder what is my secret! What is the thing I have that you don't! What kept me alive unlike yourself!

Well I am glad to say that today I will teach you all how to survive the land cracking... I will keep surviving a comet for myself :$.

A normal person as yourself will say: "Let me go for a ride in my private jet. I will survive the crack!"

I thought of doing so especially that my newest private jet is really really cool!

That was when I tested it back in 1999!
It is really fast!

Again I would like to thank Karim, my brother for taking that picture.

Anyway with my cool airplane, I would have gone really far from the crack of the earthquake.

And I mean REALLY FAR! :P

Would I be alive if I did so? NO! Hell no

Why? It is called physics! It is like "Do you believe Kate Winslet aka Rose when she recalls watching Leonardo DiCaprio aka Jack drown while she enjoyed a calm cruise in her boat? haha"

Einstein says IMPOSSIBLE! well might be possible though
Newton says IMPOSSIBLE! mmm I am not convinced
Sherif says IMPOSSIBLE! aha! it is impossible! If a body like the Titanic sinks in the sea, every fucking human being and every fucking boat around it will follow it downstairs!
It is physics.

Back to our subject, if I apply that in my case it would be really hard for me to write this blog post now COZ I WOULD BE DEAD  :(

 This photo was simulated by the best graphic designer ever! Sherif!

Ok So how did I survive Elenin's doomsday? I call it so, because there will be many new versions of doomsday! Believe me, this world is full of bullshit! Sorry I meant full of scientists that will foresee the future! They have the best binoculars ever! Made by Sherif aka shush! Am really good at everything (: These pair of  telescopes can see the future!

Now it is time to reveal my secret.

Here it is!

Brought to you by my lovely 9700 Blackberry (YES THOSE ARE SHERIF's legs aka SHUSH's legs!

YESSSS!! It is my Birkenstock!! It was wonderful!

The ground was cracking and I ran away! Great for jogging even when its doomsday. You could scamper around and juggle the cracking land.

The land was cracking and using my super strong birken I was able to let the land lose my track! That is a phrase you rarely see! But we should all thank nowadays' scientists for making such phrases possible.

Finally, I would like again to thank my brother Karim! He bought me this birken!
CYA!